I'm having way too much fun tonight and it's not my fault. Accidentally stumbled across some pages with lists of funny t-shirt slogans and started giggling and snorting coffee through my nose. On the off chance that you, too, may not have seen these classic lines before, I'll happily share them with you. Use caution if drinking beverages.
I CANNOT BE BOUGHT. INQUIRE ABOUT LEASING. Inspired, no doubt, by politicians.
IF GOD HAD MEANT FOR ME TO TOUCH MY TOES, HE WOULD HAVE PUT THEM ON MY KNEES. Now why didn't I think of that?
DON'T WORRY. IT ONLY SEEMS KINKY THE FIRST TIME. I'm not sure but I think this one is referring to algebra.
TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS. Oh my. Don't we all know someone we could gift with this one?
OLD AGE COMES AT A BAD TIME. This is true. That's why second childhood is so awkward.
HUGS ARE FULLY RETURNABLE. This one I take seriously.
I CANNOT BE BOUGHT. INQUIRE ABOUT LEASING. Inspired, no doubt, by politicians.
IF GOD HAD MEANT FOR ME TO TOUCH MY TOES, HE WOULD HAVE PUT THEM ON MY KNEES. Now why didn't I think of that?
DON'T WORRY. IT ONLY SEEMS KINKY THE FIRST TIME. I'm not sure but I think this one is referring to algebra.
TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS. Oh my. Don't we all know someone we could gift with this one?
OLD AGE COMES AT A BAD TIME. This is true. That's why second childhood is so awkward.
HUGS ARE FULLY RETURNABLE. This one I take seriously.
3 comments:
Heh! Funny, Dee! How about: I LIKE MY TOES WHERE THEY ARE; OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND.
Just My Size does make T's that are blank. I used to like shirts with sayings, and/or pictures. Until I saw a snapshot of me with one on. Decided then not to draw attention to the sagging body parts any more. :-)
Yes, these are great. My daughter caught on to blank sweatshirts a while ago, and we have two each with embroidered sayings now. There's a nice forest green that says, "Still plays with trucks." That is us. And this Christmas we both got, "Mr. (and Mrs.) Shoptilyoudrop." That's certainly my other half. As you can tell, I love this idea.
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